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    Lightbulb ERB as it could have been

    Not sure if this goes in this section, please move if it fits better elsewhere.

    Here's the scenario. One night in your sleep you are taken to a very similar, alternate reality. As in our reality, 69 (nearly 70) ERBs have been created. The only difference is, none of the characters used are the same as in our reality. However, the idea for each battle is almost identical to our reality - it's just the exact characters picked by Pete and Lloyd are never the same. You spend the night watching each of the battles, perplexed and transfixed.

    The next day, you immediately write down all the battles in the alternate season 1. You loved all of them.

    Below is the idea for each battle, each of which was the same as in our reality.

    What were the exact match-ups for each one?

    Battle 1: British musician vs American TV personality
    Battle 2: Dead dictator vs Fictional villain
    Battle 3: US president vs American tough guy
    Battle 4: Female politician vs Living female musician
    Battle 5: Dictator vs 2x sports personality (in the same sport)
    Battle 6: Horrible musician vs Dead musician
    Battle 7: Two experts in the same field of science/learning, from two different countries
    Battle 8: Huge historical personality vs whoever the hell
    Battle 9: Two people with the same name, one real (can be a deity), one fictional
    Battle 10: Fat American vs Fat American supported by Thin American
    Battle 11: Two elderly fictional characters originally from books
    Battle 12: Writer or poet vs writer supported by 3 of his/her characters
    Battle 13: Two people known by the same honorific (e.g. Mrs, Dr, Sir, Professor...)
    Battle 14: Real captain vs fictional captain
    Battle 15: Youtuber vs Youtuber

    Note - unless otherwise specified, characters can be any gender.

    As an example, I might say Battle 1 was Sting vs Stephen Colbert (British musician vs American TV personality).
    Last edited by HoscoFelix; 1 Week Ago at 06:00 PM.
    Most wanted ERB characters:
    Very likely: Vlad the Impaler, Richard the Lionheart, Fidel Castro, Benito Mussolini, Sigmund Freud, Marie Curie
    Likely: Mao Zedong, Attila the Hun, Caligula, Montezuma or Atahualpa, Dante Alighieri, Homer
    Unlikely: HP Lovecraft, Suleiman the Magnificent, Gilgamesh, Cyrus the Great, Nero
    Very unlikely: Idi Amin, Dr. Frank N Furter, Aurangzeb, Sargon the Great, Francisco Pizarro


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    Battle #2: Saddam Hussein vs. The Joker
    WOLVERINE VS. FREDDY KRUEGER IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!!!

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    Battle #15 Pewdiepie vs Tobuscus :^)

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    Battle 1: Adele vs Kelly Ripa
    Battle 2: Fidel Castro vs Snidely Whiplash
    Battle 3: FDR vs John Cena
    Battle 4: Margaret Thatcher vs Lorde
    Battle 5: Kim Jong Un vs Dale Earnhardt Jr. ft Jimmie Johnson
    Battle 6: Misha vs Biggie Smalls
    Battle 7: Marie Curie vs J. Robert Oppenheimer
    Battle 8: Plato vs Mr. Derp
    Battle 9: Peter Dinklage vs Peter Venkman
    Battle 10: John Goodman vs Gabriel Iglesias ft Gilbert Gottfried
    Battle 11: Ebenezer Scrooge vs Aunt May
    Battle 12: Robert Frost vs Stan Lee (ft Thor, Iron Man, and Black Widow)
    Battle 13: Dr. Oz vs Dr. Phil
    Battle 14: Richard Phillips vs Captain America
    Battle 15: Keemstar vs Scarce
    Last edited by RoseBlade; 1 Week Ago at 11:08 PM.
    Spoiler: 

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    1. Ron Popeil vs Chris Martin
    2. Benito Mussolini vs Vito Corleone
    3. Bear Grylls vs Theodore Roosevelt (I now realize that Bear Grylls is not American but I like this one so I'm leaving it)
    4. Margaret Thatcher vs Madonna
    5. Augusto Pinochet vs Pele and Messi
    6. Kesha vs Bach
    7. Carl Sagan vs Galileo Galilei
    8. Mahatma Gandhi vs Captain Planet
    9. Erik the Red vs Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr
    10. Fatty Arbuckle vs Chris Farley and Adam Sandler
    11. Ebeneezer Scrooge vs Dr. Moreau
    12. Homer the Poet vs Matt Groening with Homer Simpson, Fry, and Bender (Groening counts as a writer right :^)
    13. Dr. House vs Doctor Who
    14. Cortes vs Dora the Explorer
    15. Tobuscus vs Pewdiepie
    Last edited by SanicAtTheDisco; 1 Week Ago at 06:50 PM.


    Who won?

    Spoiler: 
    Bill O'Reilly
    Hitler
    Abraham Lincoln
    Sarah Palin
    Kim Jong-il
    Beethoven
    Einstein
    Genghis Khan
    Bonaparte
    Benjamin Franklin
    Dumbledore
    Dr. Seuss
    Mr. T
    Columbus
    EpicLloyd
    Hitler
    Master Chief
    Wright Bros
    Elvis Presley
    Marilyn Monroe
    Steve Jobs
    Freddie Mercury
    Barack Obama
    Doc Brown
    Clint Eastwood
    Sherlock Holmes
    Moses
    Eve
    Gandhi
    Edison
    Babe Ruth
    Mozart
    Gorbachev
    Darth Vader
    Al Capone
    Joan of Arc
    Bob Ross
    Michael Jordan
    JP Morgan
    Rick Grimes
    Superman
    Stephen King
    Sir Isaac Newton
    William Wallace
    Artists
    Stay Puft
    Bonnie and Clyde
    Zeus
    Hannibal Lecter
    Oprah Winfrey
    Quentin Tarantino
    Lewis and Clark
    David Copperfield
    RoboCop
    Eastern Philosophers (Confucius)
    Julius Caesar
    Stan Lee
    Boba Fett
    JRR Tolkien
    Gordon Ramsay
    Frederick Douglass
    Sean Connery
    Bruce Banner
    Frederick the Great
    Donald Trump
    Charles Darwin
    Wonder Woman
    Tony Hawk
    Theodore Roosevelt
    EpicLLOYD

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    Battle 1: David Bowie VS David Letterman
    Battle 2: Emperor Hirohito vs Emperor Palpatine [cheating?]
    Battle 3: Ronald Reagan VS Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Battle 4: Hillary Clinton vs Hillary Duff [aargh]
    Battle 5: Kim Jong-Un [kind of cheating, I know] VS Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley
    Battle 6: Vanilla Ice VS Elvis Presley
    Battle 7: Galileo Galilei VS Carl Sagan
    Battle 8: Rasputin vs Skeletor
    Battle 9: Donald Trump VS Donald Duck :P
    Battle 10: Orson Welles VS Ron Jeremy supported by Jenna Jameson :V
    Battle 11: Mother Goose VS Miss Marple [I dunno]
    Battle 12: Charles Dickens VS Mark Twain
    Battle 13: Dr. Evil VS Dr. Phil
    Battle 14: Cap'n Crunch VS Captain Morgan
    Battle 15: Angry Video Game Nerd VS Nostalgia Critic [also kind of a cheat]

    This took me a bit...
    AlWikowonkavitz Rap Battles: http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9785
    #1: Ronald McDonald VS Colonel Sanders
    #2: Godzilla VS Paul Bunyan
    #3: Professor X VS Charlie Brown
    #4: Sun Tzu VS Gandhi
    #5:The Grim Reaper VS Father Time
    #6: Donald Trump VS King Midas
    #7: Bigfoot VS Waldo
    Unofficial(?): Willy Wonka VS Henry Ford (http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=10911)

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    I love this idea!

    Battle 1: Adele vs Kim Kardashian
    Battle 2: Papa Doc Duvalier vs Doctor Doom
    Battle 3: John F Kennedy vs John Wayne
    Battle 4: Margaret Thatcher vs Joan Jett
    Battle 5: Saddam Hussein vs Usain Bolt and Jesse Owens
    Battle 6: Pitbull vs Kurt Cobain
    Battle 7: Marie Curie vs Michael Faraday
    Battle 8: Homer vs Joe Montana
    Battle 9: Ellen DeGeneres (or Page) vs Ellen Ripley
    Battle 10: Chris Christie vs Michael Moore supported by Edward Snowden
    Battle 11: Scrooge vs King Lear
    Battle 12: Jane Austen vs JK Rowling (ft. Harry, Ron, Hermione)
    Battle 13: Dr. House vs Dr Frankenstein
    Battle 14: James Cook vs Jack Sparrow
    Battle 15: Rhett and Link vs Fine Bros
    But what happened to Brendan Fraser?

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    Here are some of mine:

    1. David Bowie vs Stephen Colbert
    2. Oliver Cromwell vs King Dedede
    3. Ulysses S. Grant vs Tony Horton
    4. Jill Stein vs Sia
    5. Saddam Hussein vs Eddie Edwards & Warren Sharp
    6. Chad Kroeger vs Johann Sebastian Bach
    7. Gregor Mendel vs Friedrich Miescher
    8. Qin Shi Huang vs Donald Trump
    9. John McCain vs John Lackland
    10. Grover Cleveland vs William Howard Taft supported by Woodrow Wilson
    11. Jean Valjean vs Ebeneezer Scrooge
    12. Charles Dickens vs Helen Keller (ft. Annie Sullivan, Alexander Graham Bell and Mr Anagnos)
    13. Saint Patrick vs Saint Nicolas
    14. Francis Drake vs Jack Sparrow
    15. Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd

    A normal ERB fan who's also a huge Anime fan!

    Animes I love to death:

    Spoiler: 
    Hyouka
    Nichijou
    Toradora
    Gakkou Gurashi
    Konosuba
    Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru
    Kimi no Na (Your name)
    No Game No Life
    Angel beats!
    K-On!
    Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai
    Danmachi
    Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko
    Kyoukai no Kanata
    Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

    I have a series called Epic Rap Battles of the Internet! Check it out!: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...925#post449925

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    Battle 1: Elton John VS Rush Limbaugh
    Battle 2: Mao Zedong VS The Joker
    Battle 3: Franklin D. Roosevelt VS Slyvester Stallone
    Battle 4: Hillary Clinton VS Adele
    Battle 5: Saddam Hussein VS Peyton & Eli Manning
    Battle 6: Rebecca Black VS Janis Joplin
    Battle 7: Marie Curie VS Rosalind Franklin
    Battle 8: Marie Antoinette VS Madonna
    Battle 9: Mike Myers VS Michael Myers (from Halloween)
    Battle 10: Andrew Carnegie VS J.P. Morgan ft. John D. Rockefeller
    Battle 11: Don Quixote VS Captain Ahab
    Battle 12: Edgar Allan Poe VS Stephen King with Carrie, Jack Torrance, and Pennywise (Even though it's already an ERB without the characters, this is S1 redone)
    Battle 13: Mrs. Doubtfire VS Mrs. Voorhees
    Battle 14: Captain Kidd VS Captain Hook (It's clever the more you think of it)
    Battle 15: ERB VS Epic Meal Time
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    Battle 1: Paul McCartney vs Johnny Carson
    Battle 2: Benito Mussolini vs Norman Bates
    Battle 3: Harry Truman vs Sylvester Stallone
    Battle 4: Margaret Thatcher vs Katy Perry
    Battle 5: Fidel Castro vs Joe DiMaggio and Lou Gehrig
    Battle 6: Soulja Boy vs Bing Crosby
    Battle 7: Dmitri Mendeleev vs. Louis Pasteur
    Battle 8: Alexander Hamilton vs. The Tooth Fairy
    Battle 9: Ronald Reagan vs. Ronald McDonald
    Battle 10: William Howard Taft vs. Jackie Gleason with Milton Berle
    Battle 11: Merlin vs. Don Quixote
    Battle 12: C.S. Lewis vs. Mark Twain with Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, and Jim
    Battle 13: Dr. Sheldon Cooper vs. Dr. House
    Battle 14: Captain Kidd vs. Captain Hook
    Battle 15: The Nostalgia Critic vs. The Angry Video Game Nerd

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