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About Jesus Crichton

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August 9
About Jesus Crichton
Biography:
am shellos man pls believe
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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
Interests:
vidya and animu
Occupation:
being poor

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rocket-senpai makes my kokoro go doki doki

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merry christmas

by Jesus Crichton on 12-24-2016 at 03:51 PM
twas the night before christmas
and all through my shed
no one was stirring
because they were all dead

then i went to my shed
and i saw saint nick
trying to steal my presents
so i kicked him in the dick

merry christmas everyone
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I'm so sad right now

by Jesus Crichton on 09-12-2016 at 06:14 AM
So apparently there might not be any NRL Micro Figures next year.

This really makes me sad. I've spent a good portion of the past 2 years collecting them. I have literally every player they've made with the exception of one, and he's in the mail anyway.

They will be back in 2018 by the looks of things, but what the fuck am I gonna do for that whole year?
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top 5 edgiest characters i know

by Jesus Crichton on 02-29-2016 at 05:24 PM
hey guyz time for a top 5

number 5: jake granville (not really a character but he looks really edgy)

number 4: umbreon, which seems to be a poster boy for edgy teens who play pokeman, as well as zoroark, absol, and sometimes ninetales

number 3: shadow the edgehog

number 2: that sasuke bloke from naruto

number 1: fucking dark pit
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a poem - 2 minute noodles by Rocket

by Jesus Crichton on 02-01-2016 at 07:06 PM
my dick is like a 2 minute noodle

it's really long so you can suck my doodle

mitchell pearce put his in a poodle

idk any other rhyming words
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how to fly a dildocopter

by Jesus Crichton on 01-24-2016 at 05:21 PM
step 1: put in the dildo key and turn it

step 2: watch the dildo blades go round and round

step 3: shoot your dildo missiles at the enemy (probably sam)

step 4: get girls every day

thats how to fly the dildocopter
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