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January 16, 1999 (18)
About GonadTheNomad
Aspiring actor, current ERB fanatic
ERB (duh), Guns (Duh), Gaming, Swag


"First verse" -Zyroda, ~2013-15

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Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig (Regarding me, Mom jokes, and Sane's sister) View Post
Scenarios in which depict a properly timed and formulated epigram sure to have the forumers spanking at their knees:

A) Gunnut and the sister of Sane share a common mother, suggesting either a pure relationship, or more likely that Sane's mother partook in promiscuous acts.

B) Gunnut was such a smooth seducer in infancy that he managed to procreate with Sane's mother within enough time to produce Sane's sister!

Mt sides are in quite the pickle just imagining delivering these dastardly scenarios of humor.

please don't take this seriously
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a tribute to the best thing god ever made
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Fuck the rules I have money.

Last call for submissions, people.
Quote Originally Posted by Juiz, Sane, and Me (In Chat)
Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
Quote this
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Quote Originally Posted by Turtle ("Shitty Rap Genius")


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by GonadTheNomad on 4 Weeks Ago at 04:34 AM
IF I did a cover of Les Friction's World on Fire:

Would anyone listen to it?

Shooting The Breeze #2: Heckler and Koch GmbH (Germany, 1948-Present)

by GonadTheNomad on 01-20-2017 at 04:17 AM

For a decent starting point and primary resource to research yourselves:

HK has many milestones in its history, being 69 years old aside, for you fans of phallic humor such as myself on ERBoH.

The first and most prominent is that, despite popular belief, they pioneered the polymer handgun before Glock did with its G17 pistol. The HK VP70 (In German, roughly "Volkspistol 70" or "People's Handgun,

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Necrobumped Quotes: A Quote Blog

by GonadTheNomad on 12-09-2016 at 11:27 PM
New name, new quote sig, so...


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Quote Originally Posted by Lawliet
Quote Originally Posted by Dion
So I'm having a personal conundrum.
Why dion
Cause he's voting Cuxit. Basically Canada wants to leave Canada and become a really big state.
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*Image Redacted*

This review is not for children, anyone who gets offended easily, or Tim Curry.
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Is your GF single.
Lemme ask brb
she said no sorry bro
( ̥̥̥ω̥̥̥` )
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Nobody has said the word. A new word has been added. The rotation remains the same, it is now Lohuydahutt's turn

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Life, Liberty, Crusade Against Stupidity #0: Introductory

by GonadTheNomad on 11-09-2016 at 12:11 AM
Heyo, guys. Gunnut here.

Figured seeing as I tend to annoy or outright piss off with my tendencies to grandstand in private and public conversations, with regard to American religious and political philosophy, I figured this is a good idea.

Post some topics that are about Western politics, religion, cuisine, etc, and I'll satirize the shit out of them.

No big words, no pretention, no soapboxes, just me pointing the flaws out in the most unabashed way

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Choose My Spooky Name

by GonadTheNomad on 10-17-2016 at 05:46 PM
It can be anything but Gunnut or GonadTheNomad

Gunnut/Nomadic theme encouraged.